#whatever. idgaf

[apotheoseity]

420 lolll. loooolllll

[posalis]

and i wonder: do you see her in the back of your mind in my eyes?

i see her in the back of my mind. all the time. (feels like a fever. like i'm burning alive. like a sign.)

[leminaus]

kanto dexholders!

[slothliart]

My beautiful princess with 134 mental disorders <3

[tierrlist]

what are you saying this isn't how it happened?

[electricabsolution]

ok. i’ve thought about this for maybe 3 seconds and my thoughts are as follows:

lord english is similar to moby dick: they’re both inextricable to the plot and story itself. they’re vast creatures! and so vindictive! if moby dick didn’t exist, neither would Melville’s universe. same with LE being the ruler of homestuck as a work of fiction.

if i may pull a quote from the book:

If man will strike, strike through the mask! How can the prisoner reach outside except by thrusting through the wall? To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. Sometimes I think there's naught beyond.

for all intents and purposes, there isn’t anything beyond. Ahab is right. the whale is already here.

the closer the characters get to MD/LE’s ‘domain’, the narrative reacts accordingly. once Ishmael is on the open sea and learns about MD, he writes as if hes writing a script for a play. other chapters are straight up cetology manuals. hussie utilized this too, when doc scratch and caliborn ‘took over’ the narrative and changed it all around to fit their styles (being the Lord of the English language, he can do whatever he wants to the narrative, really). as the cornerstones/gods of their stories, MD and LE need to be examined from as many angles as possible.

the whole… THING about spacetime in homestuck is that the farther out you go the less the rules apply. it becomes fluid. ungrounded. it’s very sea-like in this way, occupied only by the horrorterrors which are basically giant squid monsters, and the dream bubbles which… yeah. are bubbles. LE just travels around fucking everyone’s shit up. same way moby dick has his own lordship over the ocean. so to speak.

i guess from that perspective vriska is like the ahab of HS, she gets pretty single minded about being the one to kill LE (and technically it was him who tore off her arm and took out her eye… like how MD took ahab’s leg…). but eridan’s rifle is literally called ahab’s crosshairs. the parallels are there, just jumbled. i think if LE = MD, anyone can be ahab in HS, even hussie.

it’s also: gay. <3

guy who has read homestuck and is now reading moby dick: huh, homestuck is JUST like moby dick!

[deckoftrickcards]

they are at shiros wedding… lance is plotting something devious… keith wants him… badly…. IDFK FML

[rapidhighway]

at last, knuxadow kiss

[formthethird]

veronica

[saturnniidae]

I love Mel and I'm glad so many people agree on her beauty, she is a gorgeous, breathtakingly majestic black woman and I'm glad she's appreciated but istg mfs only ever talking about how attractive she is rather than her intelligence and complex morality.

Everyone wants a morally grey woman character until she's black suddenly it's crickets in the crowd. Ik it's not usually intentional but (typically white) people have such an inate unwillingness to discuss poc (Especially woc) characters beyond surface level and it's annoying asf

[nadianova]

nadia nova super saleeeeeeee

GO GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE NOW

suppliest last until idk when i get things to work again go download malmaid art book or something

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I don’t give a shit what people think about me. I literally do not care.

Tech: Crying so hard you nearly threw up when Echo said he was disappointed in you is a pretty interesting way of showing that.

[kendyroy]

I love how Worst Wolverine becomes insanely attached to Wade almost immediately.

Worstie meets this guy at a bar and his first instinct is to poke him on the head and chug till he passes out, which ultimately leads to him getting kidnapped.

Worstie then never leaves this guy’s side despite repeatedly calling the guy annoying and a liar. Like he really had every opportunity to just abandon him, but didn’t.

Worstie realizes that this guy is literally all he has and that it would actually hurt if anything happened to him.

This guy is the only person who has given a crap about Worstie in probably several years, and the thought of losing him makes Worstie “break down a big heavy door and scream his name” levels of angry.

Worstie’s so insanely attached that, in a Madonna-induced emotional flashback, Worstie’s memories seem to only go as far back as he’s known this dude. This guy really gave Worstie his first sense of purpose in the longest time, and he’s literally all that matters to him. This dude has become Worstie’s entire universe.

[mikadll]

he got his hair and makeup done and though you may not notice it he does feel gorgeous. he just has resting bitch face

[sataron]

i think they should rename thmselves n change it to Faggotz who with me 🙋

[kayotic-catgirl]

everytime i see a joke about samcelia being straight i am immediately hit with the realization that most people don't see them as being SO bi4bi that it cancels out like pedmas like i do